Duck in a bowl

Royally screwing up. Irish saying originally. Derived from when ducks and other fowl were carried in baskets to/from market. As they are likely to shit while enroute, putting your duck in a bowl (used for eating) would be a bad idea, and an unwise move. You might say a foul (fowl?) idea.

I accidentally texted that last message to my mom! I really put my duck in a bowl this time!

by Wacky Wally April 21, 2017

Puddle duck

A cutesy pet name alluding to a happy widdle duck going splishy-splashy in a puddle.

I missed you puddle duck.
*nuzzle*

by P_Titty October 5, 2021

Ducking the goose

Stepping aside to pass gas as to avoid contaminating the public breathing space.

Thomas was ducking the goose in the basement as the guests arrived.

by Thom Lock May 11, 2019

gay duck

ooooo...oooo
*nuts and dies*

Yesterday i commited gay duck

by Duckyyyyyyyy December 14, 2021

Dumpster duck

A dumpster duck is when a person looks trashy and is being stupid, like Karen.

“Ugh, Karen is suck a dumpster duck”

by Vicsters October 24, 2019

duck toe

To profanely gesture with ones middle toe. Generally thought to be more offensive than the same gesture with the middle finger.

I was angry enough to remove my sock and give her the duck toe!

by Duck toe March 16, 2019

Gay duck

Cutest duck ever!! Earths best friend ;3

Hi gay duck!

by Earth0690 December 14, 2021