lava deuce

combination of a night of eating spicy food and excessive drinking leading to explosive shits that may or may not land on your significant other

"Im going to lava deuce on you tonight!"

by consuelatyrena May 23, 2016

Deuce

1. A piece of shit.

2. A person-shaped piece of shit.

1. Hold on, I’ve got to drop a deuce.
2. Here comes Smitty.. what a fucking deuce!

by squiggular March 5, 2025

flash deuce

The action of taking a dump within the time frame of 1-2 min.

before we go i gotta take a quick flash deuce.

by zaivon July 6, 2010

deuce egg

A turd.

“Where’s the outhouse because I gotta go lay a deuce egg?”

by FreshWords July 23, 2025

deuce can

someone who thinks there a pimp but really they couldent get a alien to date them

bob: dude that guy thinks hes a pimp

Drew: nahh man hes a totall deuce can

by 438083905823- June 24, 2010

Deuce

A sock head or a butt face.

Natalia: Turkey? I'm not familiar with these weird bowling terms.
Ellie: You're such a deuce.

by SomeCoolKidWroteThis December 20, 2008

Deuce

K2, synthetic marijuana.

Yo I just copped some deuce. Wanna smoke?

by Garrett Ost February 19, 2022