Door open moose

Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.

"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"

by grittyt May 6, 2018

Opened a can of stew

Extreme defecation in a place other than a toilet

I opened a can of stew in Eric's locker after school.

by Johnny Wankler November 20, 2013

Mississippi Can Opener

when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.

person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"

by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022

FBI Open Up

When you are watching TV involving suspicious amonguses in your house

Guy: "I think I'll play some Among Us"
Guy: "Ooh I'm impostor"
Guy: "I think I'll kill this guy"
FBI: "FBI open up"

by MeowMeow3030 February 22, 2025

Garage Opener

A little device that comes with a garage that lets you open the garage.

"Hey can you open the garage, I left my garage opener in the house"

by Tigerjas78 September 16, 2020

Open Gay

The smelling laundry, manipulating food, lying & stealing my stuff! Years of ( Open Gay) buddha way of OK! Queen the death penalty smelly sins! Means : this person lacks religion and uses OK as the excuse to smell into a girls life!

Open gay is a man boy who can’t get a Queen!

by TheBlueLeo April 21, 2019

Open Face Parkdale Slider

When someone lunges their genitals onto someone's face in a sliding motion, usually involves sweat and welfare.

Also can be defined by a sandwich that includes a piece of bread topped your crushed hopes and dreams.

"After that dinner argument I took your mother into the side room and gave her an Open Face Parkdale slider."

"I'm so poor all I have to eat is this Open Face Parkdale Slider."

by Kdiamondz April 7, 2013