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Lint Spider

When lint falls out off your asscrack
Jerry had lint spiders all up in him crack”
by Papertowelroll February 4, 2021
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Superior Spider-Man

When Doctor Octopus swap minds with Peter Parker until He regain his body back proven that Otto could never be Spider-man in the first place.
The Superior Spider-man divided the fans well.
by Scott the Anchor baby September 14, 2021
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the spiderman

When a guy fingers two girls from behind at the same time.
Fran did the spiderman last night with his two friends!
by jednopivce March 10, 2022
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The Spider-man

When getting ready to cum, you do the spider-man shooting a web move and yell “Tooooobbbbeeeeyyy” as you finish on her face!
Last night I was hooking up with this chick and I hit her with the Spider-Man, Yelled Tooobbbeeeyyyy so loud I thought I was gonna open a portal to another multiverse!
by Dogwood816 March 2, 2022
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killed a white spider

Actual white spiders have bacteria that decays the flesh and have a white tip on their arse. So it means both to push a heap of cum out of your pussy in an attempt to avoid an STD and watch it slide down the toilet bowl. Or to simply spray a heap out of cum out of your arse (again to avoid an STD) so that is spreads in the toilet and trickles down the sides like spider legs.
I don't like killing , even white spiders, but in this case it was to protect my family.

Just killed a white spider by taking the load internally and pushing it out down the toilet bowl.
by Allsorties July 19, 2017
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The Stinky Spider

The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight fingers on the scrotum.

Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.
John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.
by Stinky Varys May 1, 2021
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The shitsy bitchsy spider

/The shitsy bitchsy spider climbed up the water spout/
/She should have fucking known that the water would come out/
/Down came the rain and the dumbass got all wet/
/‘Cause the shitsy bitchsy spider is a fucking idiot/
by J\ July 10, 2023
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