Spread The Map

Tying a partners hands to the bedpost, and seductively spreading their legs apart, marking your territory with 2 diagonal bites to mimic an X shape. An alternative marking can be used, as long as its X shaped, and can be placed anywhere on the body.

Last night, my girlfriend and I spent an hour looking for ropes, so I could spread the map with her

by KinkyCupcake December 10, 2019

Screamy little sperm spawns

A baby

Joe's screamy little sperm spawns won't stop running around.

by AlTheSeal February 18, 2020

Spreading Mayonnaise

When you and a group of people go door to door in a neighborhood, spreading mayonnaise on their doorbell, door handle, peep hole. In a timely fashion without getting caught

Me and the boys went “spreading mayonnaise” in a gated community.

by Vekaksbkenmeekjsnekekwjshsysus April 3, 2020

Scream Sneeze

When you yell too loud for too long before and or after you sneeze, generally to annoy or amuse people

Milo has one hell of a Scream Sneeze"
Indeed he does

by GOLIRA TIM June 15, 2020

spreading stoke

The act of introducing people to Onewheel by sharing enthusiasm, teaching others to ride, passing along tips and tricks, and helping build the Onewheel community.

I was spreading stoke at the festival by piquing everyone’s interest as I floated past.

by #1Bodega July 29, 2020

shream

A dream about shrimp.

Did you have a shream to?

by Crazyranchlady October 5, 2020

Screaming the lyrics

Screaming the lyrics of a song instead of trying to sing.

I just sold out and started screaming the lyrics for YouTube content because I'm lazy.

by E-ManKroll October 21, 2020