Randy Scandi

A term used for Scandinavian women to explain them always wanting and delivering feral, hot and mind-blowing sex. It’s not a secret Scandinavians are known for their beauty, and landing one is know to be one of the worlds greatest achievements.

How did you land a Randy Scandi?!

WHAT?! She’s Scandinavian, dude you have truly won first price!

by TheRandyScandi September 11, 2023

Handle Scandal

When someone finds an unexplained, sticky surprise on their car door. Nobody knows who did it.

I went to leave work and there was a handle scandal waiting for me.

by FML@VL June 25, 2025

Mongolian Sandy

The act of having sek with a sandwich by inserting the penis in between the two slices of bread.

Man 1: I think we should have a Mongolian Sandy
Sandwich 2:

by Sandwichfucker69 December 6, 2025

febler's scandal

sexual harassment of a young sir.

squeezing and/or feeling different parts of a male's anatomy.

The drunk hobo commited febler's scandal.

Jason gave my ass a squeeze, otherwise known as commiting febler's scandal.

by Master Debator May 18, 2006

hassel back sandy

when u are stuffing a woman with ur cock while both of u are barried in sand

afs shatly sandy junk in a womans crusty vainy camel toe, hassel back sandy

by strasgoogech wangshaft August 22, 2011

Trojan Horse Scandal

Islamists in Brimingham High Schools? Tell me something I didn't know!

"This school isn't infiltrated by hardline Islamists, is it Abdul?"

"No sir"

"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"

"No sir."

"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"

"... Allah Akbar?"

by Legolas Redbard March 4, 2016

coconuts on sandy beaches

Boobs on salty bitches.

You should have seen the coconuts on that sandy beach. Do you like coconuts on sandy beaches?

by ellaly.rose July 18, 2018