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salty stalactite 

When you ejaculate up onto your ceiling and, with enough time, the cum slowly drips and hardens into an organic stalactite formation.
Jeffrey's ceiling is a pleasure-filled canvas of salty stalactites after he's ejaculated.

Salty dreams

A phrase used instead of sweet for the sake of humour. Sometimes, this is said in an ironic manner as sweet dreams would be a nightmare for a diabetic patient.
Person 1: "Aight, imma head out now, bois"
Person 2: "Haha, I guess, hope you have salty dreams!"
Person 1: "Haha, wait what?

Salty Nine Year Old 

“That kid is such a salty nine year old”.

Salty Nine Year Old 

A nine year old that breaks the sound barrier when they die in Fortnite.
Nine year old, Nine year old, here comes the Salty Nine Year Old, screams so loud, break the sound barrier, watch out! Here comes the Salty Nine Year old.

Salty Bozo 

Someone Who Cums Pure Salt
Hey Tobi Your A Salty Bozo
Salty Bozo by JadeSnoww October 27, 2022

salty cock 

when a person is being cocky and salty they are a salty cock
ben: im so good at this all beat you w out trying
friend: *ends up winning*
ben: you only have on cos im injured
friend: stop being a salty cock!
salty cock by 444ngelll May 1, 2023