by junmingodlight(daquan) October 22, 2018
Get the Salty Pete mug.When you abruptly stop going down on your significant other to shout at them for not appreciating you
by Bleebledorp August 5, 2017
Get the salty greg mug.when someone creates a stupid and meaningless definition that nobody has heard of to vent their frustration
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by don't look up here January 4, 2019
Get the salty fuck mug.a slightly older women who isn’t all that wealthy,but will convince you otherwise not to buy anything; is salty towards you and those who surround you.
by Salty mama September 18, 2018
Get the Salty mama mug.When eating a sweaty obese cunt's pussy , the "sweaty obese cunt's" fupa slowly runs down her body. Releasing all of the salty, shit smelling, moldy, slime that has been harboring in the fat rolls for many years. As the salty liquid drips down her puddling molded body, you get a fantastic taste of the marinated Zaxby's fried chicken and jigaboo cum of the obese cunt's chunky liquid.
Wow John, I can't believe that you stopped tossing my salad after I gave you some of my Salty Platypus dressing.
by Pepper Daddy July 15, 2019
Get the Salty Platypus mug.A dog that will do anything for salty damn clout also if anyone sees a salty doggo they must say "oh he is the dude that used his spare time to record his cat drink water" cause that's what every salty doggo does. Also any kind of salty doggos owner must be a good owner and feed him/her salt. These types of dogs only eat salt no dog food or anything. They also defend their owner at ALL costs but can be a meany poo poo head sometimes
Random Homeless dude: yo look its a salty doggo
Salty doggo: *bites private origami parts*
Homeless dude: *screams so hard that breaks the vsco girls hydroflask*
Salty doggo: *bites private origami parts*
Homeless dude: *screams so hard that breaks the vsco girls hydroflask*
by Zenzy December 26, 2019
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