A highly addictive drug that makes the user’s mouth colder than -0 and taste like cat litter covered in shit.
by Oggi of the Boggi December 11, 2020
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by TV's Katie January 22, 2021
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A website created by the government to trick teachers into torturing their kids. The side effects of i-Ready are suicidal thoughts due to boredom. Another side effect is cringing because of how the characters try to be hip with the kids.
Teacher: How should we torture our kids on this wonderful day?
Teacher 2: I don't know, make them do 906 minutes of i-Ready?
Teacher: Great idea!
Teacher 2: I don't know, make them do 906 minutes of i-Ready?
Teacher: Great idea!
by amogusbruh21youstupid March 18, 2022
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The dog jumped over the fox
Would be read as
Over dog fox the jumped the
The dog jumped over the fox
Would be read as
Over dog fox the jumped the
by Philharmonic April 23, 2022
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Florida: oi lets buy i-ready
Governor: Ok, but not actually, let's trick the students into moving out of Florida so they can "get away from i-ready" and when they learn it's in other states they'll kill themselves.
Governor: Ok, but not actually, let's trick the students into moving out of Florida so they can "get away from i-ready" and when they learn it's in other states they'll kill themselves.
by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022
Get the i-Ready mug.Commonly used online when someone claims to be a fast reader though they often misread or misunderstanding texts, failing to even see their own misspelling. First became common lingo on 4 chan /pol/.
Anon 1: You misread and turn things into something completely different
Anon 2: I just read fast, nothing wrong with fart reading.
Anon 2: I just read fast, nothing wrong with fart reading.
by Marcellus Fredrick Binesworth June 17, 2022
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Yes kind sir I am in fact a Pusey reader !
Yo nigga
Yes?
Guess what ?
I’m a Pussy reader that’s what !
Yes kind sir I am in fact a Pusey reader !
Yo nigga
Yes?
Guess what ?
I’m a Pussy reader that’s what !
by maniscus August 6, 2022
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