by Ms.letohic September 4, 2020

AKA "Meltal Playland" (termed after the dumbass bosse's spelling error) Gnarliest place to work in the world. A typical day consists of waking up early to clean up more soft serve shits than there are dogs. Jim, the boss, is a dumbass who can't spell, and who ends every sentence with the word "Ummmm....." It smells like shit, looks like shit, and tastes like shit. Ninja employees sometimes scale the wall to retrieve lost balls.
My date cancelled dinner with me because I smelled like shit after a nine hour shift at Puppy Playland.
by Shitcleaner December 24, 2007

When Joe's best friend Steve let's his 3 peckered puppies red rocket absolutely destroy your spinkter ring.
Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.
Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.
Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.
Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.
by Howdy doody's wooden balls September 28, 2021

Dave is being a lil puppy and won't go out tonight.
Jenna is a puppy.
Aright I'm bein' out, later puppies.
Jenna is a puppy.
Aright I'm bein' out, later puppies.
by Tall Greg January 9, 2011

Followers of ChettyTok
Chetttayyyyy!! So many gush puppies came up to you today on your vision walk to Toastique! Let’s rip 511!
by ChettyTok March 25, 2025

Puppy junior is a fine ass boy, sexy asf,
He is the definition of what you call daddy, he gon make you fall inlove
He is the definition of what you call daddy, he gon make you fall inlove
by Minminbinbin October 22, 2017

When a person is obsessed with all dog breeds, and starts cooing over any dog they see walking the streets.
by taiwks January 22, 2014
