Hair , it's Hair , Pirate Protein is Hair, specifically beard Hair from a pirate. It is also (somehow) a vegan friendly alternative to non-degenerate protein.
Cool guy: Hey Fresh guy, do you know a vegan alternative for protein?
Fresh guy: Have you tried Pirate Protein?
Cool guy: Oh, no i haven't. I will try it right now.
Fresh guy: Have you tried Pirate Protein?
Cool guy: Oh, no i haven't. I will try it right now.
by Your dog smells tasty mmmmmmmm January 26, 2019
When a guy finishes on his chicks face so that her right eye is glued shut by his man glaze, and he makes her look up at the GoPro and say... "Yaaaaarrrggghhh"
Bro, you wanna go Party? No thanks, i'm already giving this chick a pirate party... Check the Gram later, it's suuuper funny!
by J Suave December 06, 2021
An elbow condition were an exposed gap is visible between the bicep and the elbow joint. More specifically, between the end of the humerus at the capitulum and the radial head. This condition has no medical diagnosis but is commonly seen in hockey players and males in with poor bicep curl form.
by Teddy1011117 October 10, 2020
Looks to be 300 dabloons unaccounted fer, I’ll be walkin the plank if they find out I been using Pirate Math.
by PirateMathematician01 May 04, 2022
Fuck dude your such butt pirate.
by Chevtrazer February 27, 2018
When you jizz on someones chin, trim your pubes and throw them on their chin using the spunk as a glue.
Female: I love Pirates of the Caribbean
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard
by condigityy June 09, 2015
"Oi ya pirates, it's Kevin bloody Rudd. that's cheers cunt. no worries."
"Someone get him The German Pirate, he thinks he's Kevin Rudd!"
"Someone get him The German Pirate, he thinks he's Kevin Rudd!"
by Bazza Mate May 29, 2012