Cocaine Pirate

Josh Sloop is a cocaine pirate. "Hey man look at that cocaine pirate, it's Josh Sloop!"

"Hey man look at that cocaine pirate, it's Josh Sloop!"

by deathsquirts May 8, 2021

Unsalted Pirate

A Pirate that has not been on the ocean yet

The Unsalted Pirate is looking forward to going on the ocean.

by Charliesteel December 23, 2012

The German Pirate

A shot/cocktail which consists of three parts Jägermeister, and one part Malibu Coconut Rum.

"Oi ya pirates, it's Kevin bloody Rudd. that's cheers cunt. no worries."

"Someone get him The German Pirate, he thinks he's Kevin Rudd!"

by Bazza Mate November 8, 2012

Poor Pirate

A girl who has a lot of booty but no chest.

Those Brazilian porn star girls are some serious poor pirates!

by Socr8s August 26, 2012

Pirate Teeth

Corn kernals stuck in your shit looking like rotting yellow pirate teeth.

Ate a lot of corn last night and just took a dump, looked like a mouth full of pirate teeth.

by Meatamus September 5, 2012

Hooker Pirate

A girl who is a stupid skank.

Yo that girl is a smelly hooker pirate.

by fastenfurryous February 14, 2012

parking pirate

Someone who refuses to pay for parking in a primarily pay parking environment, e.g. downtown in urban center, university, resident permit neighborhood. This person will circle until they locate an adjacent area with a few free parking spaces, and wait or circle the block until someone eventually leaves one of those few spaces.

I can never get a parking spot in front of my building because it's the one area downtown with free spaces, and there are always parking pirates circling the block--any open spaces are gone within a minute.

by JenDizzle March 6, 2012