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period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
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period friend

Someone who a girl always turns to thats on their period.
Daughter: Im hideous no one likes me!
Mum: Oh please, I've heard this before, go talk to your period friend.
by Mynameisnotjamestaylorlolol August 15, 2011
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Glow period

A period in your life where you're just so happy that you feel like you're glowing.
'Damn, I'm really having a glow period right now!'
by HottieWottieTitties January 17, 2023
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Period

To end a sentence or something bitchs say 24/7
by that basicb!tch January 25, 2023
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Third Period

A term used in reference to a clock or puzzle piece but in secrecy. (Talking stage or significant other)
So how are things going with third period?
by throwy February 12, 2023
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period bookie

by Moly October 9, 2023
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period day 2

The worst day of a period. When bleeding is the heaviest and you feel like your insides are being pulled out. You want to be in bed all day.
by jaketyrontttt123 October 12, 2023
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