German rain cloud

Immediately after ejaculation, the man does a back flip out the bed while farting at the same time. Creating an aerial dusting.

Him: "I came in her pussy, pulled a german rain cloud, and left 'dat bitch!"
Her: " so good, until he left me in a german rain cloud" :(

by Stuntclown1 December 9, 2019

Rain Massacre

1) A famous speech constructed by a very, very, fuckeyed individual. Now the gold-standard for being as high as a kite, and then some.

If someone is so high that they are rain massacred then they are toked out.

2)

"I AM THE RAIN MASSACRE,
FROM OUTER SPACE I WANNA GET DOWN,
SIT DOWN,
HIT DOWN,
GET MY BITCH DOWN."

Zach: "Question, you think Jerry is fuckeyed?"
Mike: "For sure, he's one toke over the line."
Jerry: "I AM... THE RAIN MASSACRE!"

by babyjesusmb August 12, 2009

English Rain

The act of getting stabbed, named after the frequent occurrence of knife attacks in England.

Jackson was thinking about getting a stab proof vest, on account of English Rain.

by PsySlop May 31, 2025

Rain

Rain is just the sexiest, baddest person to walk the earth. Simply, Rain should just be called "theestallion" because she's tall, beautiful, and a bad bitch. So, basically Rain is "Raintheestallion" because of her beauty and tallness. She's also loyal, smart, and very talented.

Rain is fine asf, yo. Ima wife that girl up one day, man. That's my baby, that's my ride or die. I can see me putting a ring on babygirl finger, 'cause I know she loyal and she gon' hold me down no matter what. I love that girl from the bottom of my heart. And I know I definitely should wife her up 'cause I know babygirl ain't goin' no where. Plus, my baby a "stallion", so she definitely ain't goin' no where!

by Gorgeouss Babyy January 23, 2022

when it rains it whores

After a dry spell with women, you suddenly have more loose ladies than you can handle. An embarrassment of riches.

Similar to "when it rains, it pours"

Guy 1: "I haven't met anyone in a long time. Last night I met 3 girls at the bar when I was loaded"

Guy 2: "When it rains it whores"

by Matches&Gasoline January 26, 2023

shitty on the rain faucet

Ripping the bong a perfect amount of times.

Yo bro, you want to get absolutely shitty on the rain faucet when we get home?

by Doodul April 15, 2024

I Think I Like When It Rains

A song made by a music artist named 'WILLIS'. AKA the most fire song ever made.

Jen: "Hey, do you know that song, "I Think I Like When It Rains"?
Blake: "Oh, is it by that cool music artist named 'WILLIS'?"
Jen: "YEA!"

by was alive 10 years ago February 16, 2023