The Bonch Marche

Questionable retail store with foul dressing rooms and is a total bonch to work at; commonly now known as "Macy's".
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Bonch

"I'd love to attend your party, but unfortunately I have to work at the Bonch Marche".

by Jinny17Rummy January 16, 2011

March 31

The famous singer Selena died
It is the day before the next month (April) not many people at born on this day. So if you are um congrats.

“Hey! Today’s March 31”
“Oh hey cool! Tomorrow a new month!”

by Bobthemasterofwords October 27, 2021

March 20

the day when you have a sleepover with your best friend and make sure to watch movies whole night without sleeping

1 best friend: let’s have a sleepover on March 20
2 best friend: alright let’s watch movies whole night and don’t sleep
1 best friend: WOAH GREAT IDEA

by Dorito bitchy girl March 19, 2021

March 8

The day femboys are born

Lol that guy was born on march 8th 100%

by Dos#0287 March 15, 2022

March 11

ugly rat heads

friend 1: hey what’s ur bday
friend 2: march 11..
friend 1: ugly rat head

by sussybajaaloy January 22, 2022

March 2

Nation eat out your girlfriend day. ( today is the day to eat her TF out)

You: today is march 2nd, you know what that means?
Girlfriend: I do, come to my room already

by Ba11s March 1, 2023

March 22

March 22 is the Day where your crush send you a 🍒 pic

Him: bae it's march 22
Her: say less

by Harambe 2.0 jr March 21, 2022