Jordan Perez

A really soft ass person

Stop being a Jordan Perez and sending hearts to your gir.

by BlackRooster696969 August 9, 2017

Michael Jordan

White boy out of Lansing, M. Loyal to the loyal, worships the sun, believes in aliens, and can throw the hips like no other...

Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time.

by Remco Pardeau March 2, 2019

Jordan / Chris?

Makes insulting jokes about despite his love for you

Jordan / Chris ? : * makes joke *
Someone : * pretends to be offended / upset *
Jordan / Chris? : nouuuu ily really ㅠㅠ

by LeafyLever June 17, 2018

Jordan Alert

When a friend, or friendly acquaintance or former employee goes missing and needs to be found but it's no big deal because he or she often goes missing.

I put out a Jordan Alert on Facebook, I hope he sees it on his friends feeds and brings me the twenty bucks he owes me.

by Beamerzzz February 19, 2019

Chad jordan

Chad jordan is one of the fattest bitches at starkville high man pulls no bitches at all and has zero game man, tried to pull my girl and i got 12 SCREENSHOTS ON THIS NIGGA BRO MAN TRIED AND FAILED that shii is crazy yk what else is neveah aslo said that shii was small.... hat shii is wild fr

chad jordan u is a bitch... lol

by urabitch101 April 3, 2023

Jordan Pele

he is a tall handsome or fine boy
who is really good at art and science
he used to date a girl named eno-mfon
and he is really good at getting bitches and hoes

he is handsome like JORDAN PELE

by black pele February 2, 2023

Jordan Long

A person that is sus with jas but keeps denying it.

are you being a Jordan Long? Is jordan being a Jordan Long again?

by 12_34_j_56_n February 15, 2023