Jade

An idiot that is asian but sucks at math and needs to go back to kumon

Wow that person dumb they must be named Jade

by Fortnite m8 November 1, 2020

Jade

Jade is a naturally beauty. She’s powerful and you can fall for her very quickly. You can be obsessed with her because she’s so perfect. She’s the perfect date partner. Nobody can reach her. She’s the hottest person an very sexy. She’s top even by men. She’s perfect! She always says her opinion even if it hurts someone cause she doesn’t care. That’s the bad side. She can be rude and she would k!ll someone. She is the Maf!a leader. She’s always the leader so don’t mess with her. So beautiful.

Someone: I’m dating jade I couldn’t be happier!
Someone: she’s so hot! Lucky you!

by niknamesjjsjs November 21, 2021

Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that invokes yang energy; Frequently used in Daoist sex techniques

Master Wu is a long time user of the dragon stroking technique for his Jade Stalk

by masterwu69 October 7, 2025

Jade

Shes probably a hard girl shes fierce

that s sooooooo jade

by Bts mang January 7, 2022

Jade

The hottest person around / The best at everything and anything and is only one of one

“Jade is the baddest of all time and can’t no one compare”-motha

by Applejeans November 18, 2023

Jade Chapman

A female minor that does not admit it

That's a Jade Chapman, stay away unless u want jail time

by Demetrius Damarcus Bartholomew April 10, 2022

jade

not a simp

jade is not a simp

by jansjajahjshshs November 14, 2020