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Jade

An idiot that is asian but sucks at math and needs to go back to kumon
Wow that person dumb they must be named Jade
by Fortnite m8 November 1, 2020
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Jade

Jade is a naturally beauty. She’s powerful and you can fall for her very quickly. You can be obsessed with her because she’s so perfect. She’s the perfect date partner. Nobody can reach her. She’s the hottest person an very sexy. She’s top even by men. She’s perfect! She always says her opinion even if it hurts someone cause she doesn’t care. That’s the bad side. She can be rude and she would k!ll someone. She is the Maf!a leader. She’s always the leader so don’t mess with her. So beautiful.
Someone: I’m dating jade I couldn’t be happier!
Someone: she’s so hot! Lucky you!
by niknamesjjsjs November 21, 2021
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Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that invokes yang energy; Frequently used in Daoist sex techniques
Master Wu is a long time user of the dragon stroking technique for his Jade Stalk
by masterwu69 October 7, 2025
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Jade

Shes probably a hard girl shes fierce
that s sooooooo jade
by Bts mang January 7, 2022
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Jade

The hottest person around / The best at everything and anything and is only one of one
“Jade is the baddest of all time and can’t no one compare”-motha
by Applejeans November 18, 2023
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Jade Chapman

A female minor that does not admit it
That's a Jade Chapman, stay away unless u want jail time
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jade

jade is not a simp
by jansjajahjshshs November 14, 2020
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