japanish

Slang term for the Japanese language as spoken by people who are not native Japanese. Usually catch phrases picked up by watching way too much anime.

Origin: combination of the words "Japanese" and "Spanish."

My sister speaks japanish, saying things like "iitadakimasu" before we begin eating or "sumimasen" when she excuses herself.

by Hilldria March 26, 2006

Japanese Devil Dog

When you're having sex with a girl in reverse cow girl position and then she gets up and shits on your dick. Then you cum on your own dick and she sucks it all off.

My wife wanted a japanese devil dog. I divorced her the next day.

by Mike Cannon May 22, 2004

Japenese Fire Dragon

A sexual activity that includes going dirrhea into the woman's mouth. Then duct tape her mouth shut, and continue to tickle her until there is a steady flow of dirrhea coming out of her nose.

Yo, I heard Dave made Jessica a Japenese Fire Dragon last night.

by jizzle1296 December 8, 2011

JapJuice

Soysauce a dark brown liquids asains like to pour on rice and sushi.

Hey, John look at that Asian put some Japjuice all over his fried rice.

by AssassinsScar March 11, 2010

Japanese Rain Monocle

Close to the Japanese Rain Goggles but your man only has one nut sack that drops. Picture the Monopoly guy or Mr. Peanut.

I was trying to give my girl the Japanese Rain Goggle but it was cold and only was able to give her a Japanese Rain Monocle instead.

by Mr.Ballsack August 30, 2013

japesh

A guy that is usually asian. He doesn't care how he looks. A lot of girls like him but he has no idea. He rarely likes anyone and if he likes them then the girl is hot.

Girl:Look at that japesh he's so so hot
Girl2:I know right I just wish I could fuck him
Girl: He probably has a really big dick
Girl2: I have a small pussy hole but it would feel so good. Kind of like when you stretch probably.
Girl: I wonder how his dick tastes
Girl2: probably tastes like a japesh's dick. Damn I just wanna fuck him so badly, I can almost imagine him without his clothes and him squeezing my boobs and licking my vigin. It would feel so good.

by your boi living hot life March 20, 2017

japanese whammy bar

When a man has an extremely large boner and the female/male (depending on preferences) grabs the large boner and bends in a very obstructive fashion, which may lead to a crack in the pelvic area.

I was at my friends and he was having a very pleasurable dream and so i decided to give him the japanese whammy bar.

by 69 Baby Jesus 69 July 1, 2009