Ian Pragnell is term used to describe an extremely sexy man whose true beauty can only be expressed through a song
He likes to hit things with sticks *if you know what I mean*
he’ll ram you with his massive cock, and lick your bum clean
He’s willys so big it covers my eyes
And fills all the boys up with juicy cream pies
The girls love him too but he’s a bit gay
When he walks in the changing rooms we all scream yay.
He wouldn’t think to make you pay, he’ll let you keep all your cash monay.
(Cuz he’s a slag)
Du-du-du
Cuz he’s a slag
He likes to hit things with sticks *if you know what I mean*
he’ll ram you with his massive cock, and lick your bum clean
He’s willys so big it covers my eyes
And fills all the boys up with juicy cream pies
The girls love him too but he’s a bit gay
When he walks in the changing rooms we all scream yay.
He wouldn’t think to make you pay, he’ll let you keep all your cash monay.
(Cuz he’s a slag)
Du-du-du
Cuz he’s a slag
Person 1: Wow that guys chopper is so huge he’s gotta be an Ian Pragnell.
Person 2: Of course did you not just see the way he spunked in my eye!
Person 1: Must’ve happened while his cock was covering my eyes (cuz it’s so big)
Person 2: Of course did you not just see the way he spunked in my eye!
Person 1: Must’ve happened while his cock was covering my eyes (cuz it’s so big)
by Captain hookkkkkkkk February 15, 2022
Get the Ian Pragnellmug. Ian is a name of South Gaelic origin meaning "God is gracious."
An Ian is typically a very sweet person. He loves to take care of people. Ian's tall, smart, creative, and sexy af.
Even though he'll never openly say it, he's insecure. Remind him that he's beautiful and loved. Remind him that he's wanted and needed by the people around him.
An Ian is typically a very sweet person. He loves to take care of people. Ian's tall, smart, creative, and sexy af.
Even though he'll never openly say it, he's insecure. Remind him that he's beautiful and loved. Remind him that he's wanted and needed by the people around him.
1: I love him so much. He's absolutely amazing. He's so sweet and patient with me
2: Wait, what was his name again?
2: Ian
2: Wait, what was his name again?
2: Ian
by Dizzyowl2203 March 20, 2022
Get the Ianmug. On who dresses up in his sister's bikini, covers himself in creamy peanut butter and wallows around it the bathtub like a slutty fish all while listening to Crazy Frog by Axel F. On repeat for hours.
by Pterodactyl with a side of spr February 25, 2022
Get the Ianmug. by You Is gAy June 29, 2021
Get the Ianmug. someone: hey, have you talked to ian today?
me: literally shut the fuck up (hits them over the head repeatedly)
me: literally shut the fuck up (hits them over the head repeatedly)
by ghoztboyz December 1, 2021
Get the ianmug. Someone who is good looking with a bbc. Athletic and lives his family and friends it very Lolay and always help a brother out.
by Hit em with that 1 2….... 34 March 5, 2019
Get the Ianmug. From Sia’s point of view, Ian isn’t human. He’s a special gift that God has given her. He can give her everything because he’s super-duper cool.
However, Ian just gave Sia one thing. He gave her a world where there are only him and her in it. Ian is the love of Sia’s life. She loves him till her death comes.
The way Ian laughs, smiles and talks to Sia makes her fall in love with him every second. He’s so loveable everytime he hugs her.
An amazing man like him deserves everything. So that’s why, Sia loves Ian with all her heart.
“I’d trade everything without exception my soul to love you in every kind of life.”
However, Ian just gave Sia one thing. He gave her a world where there are only him and her in it. Ian is the love of Sia’s life. She loves him till her death comes.
The way Ian laughs, smiles and talks to Sia makes her fall in love with him every second. He’s so loveable everytime he hugs her.
An amazing man like him deserves everything. So that’s why, Sia loves Ian with all her heart.
“I’d trade everything without exception my soul to love you in every kind of life.”
by The Lady Who Loves Ian November 24, 2021
Get the Ianmug.