A comback to my dad owns roblox
by DenDroiD13 January 8, 2025
Get the my mom owns minecraftmug. Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.
Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.
Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.
Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.
by Eggego September 9, 2024
Get the Minecraft Kidmug. A word used to describe one of the best-selling games in the world. It is available on any platform you could think of, including a Raspberry Pi, one of the smallest "PCs" in the world. There are 2 versions: Java Edition(PC) and Bedrock Edition(Mobile, Console, Handheld console, you name it - they have it). Bedrock is available on lots of platforms, and crossplay between different Bedrock platforms is supported. Java and Bedrock cannot crossplay with each other.
by CDRedstone March 27, 2022
Get the Minecraftmug. 
by well mr squarepants it see sus December 14, 2022
Get the minecraft free online HOWmug. Minecraft is a game where you can do anything you want. You can kill your friends, commit suicide, or even fuck a cow!! In this game you can use mods to watch villagers fuck!! I love it!!! You can get all your friends and use the mod together!! I use a different mod though. In this mod you can fuck villagers yourself!!!
I FUCKED VILLAGERS IN MINECRAFT!!!
by BidenCockEater420 March 10, 2022
Get the Minecraftmug. The code name used for marijuana when you are around your parents, or grandparents, when you want to be discrete.
by arnold cranberry September 24, 2020
Get the minecraftmug.