holds your asparagus

as in hold your horses , wait a minute O.O

SALLY WE NEEDA DIP AS IN RIGHT NOW I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE PLAYING AROUND

"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 26, 2020

Hold on to it

To let someone borrow or have something. Depending on the context.

Here's my gun. Hold on to it.

Here's my gun. Hold on to it for a while.

by BigN9ne June 23, 2023

hold it dung

''hold it dung'' means that someone needs to relax, or they need to calm down.

''The vibes were getting tense, so I stepped in and told everyone to hold it dung.''

by Laila Whitehead-Gaines September 13, 2025

holding on to neverland

griefing; hold on to something thats already over or can't be fixed / gone back to.

are you over her or are you still "holding on to neverland"?

by snap ~ Savage_21212ty1 July 30, 2021

Holding

The art of not looking at the charts every other second

"i'm holding $michi , didn't even check the chart today"

by @belac April 20, 2024

Hold My Coffee

Something people say when they are about to do something cool/badass

Tyrone: Yo run 1s in basketball

Carl: Hold my coffee

by tacomuncher_99 January 11, 2024

the german hold

a pressure point exploited by the germans while transporting prisioners in ww2. The german hold is exicuted by simultaniously pulling someone's ear with the thumb and forefinger while simultanoiusly driving another digit into the space were someones ear and jaw meet. It is known for causing extream pain in those who incorrectly try to excape, forcing them to move with the person exicuting the hold.

The german hold hurts like hell. I used it on my brother once to get him out of my room.
This movie was used to force many people into their "quarters" during ww2

by rtb567 February 17, 2008