American Football

A sport that Americans play because they don't know how to differentiate the foot from hands.
Josh: "American Football is great because you can use your hands."

Josh is an idiot.
Don't be like Josh.
by Soupaquite July 30, 2018
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American football

American football is stupid just call it soccer, and call football football, football. If we actually could be bothered to do this, WW3 might never happen.
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
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American Football

American Football: "Oh, you want to avoid the test on Monday? Just play some Football this weekend and get a little concussion."
by Denkire March 22, 2021
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dirty football

When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football
Person 1: Can we play Dirty Football?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 3: Shotgun the goal !!
by JizzoLizzo September 02, 2021
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Dirty football

When someone shits on there fingers and rubs it under there eyes to look like Patrick Mahomes and then throws a 80 yarder down field
I just crushed Tom by doing a dirty football
by Alt_F_4 September 07, 2021
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Busted Football

A skank or older woman trying to be young and her pussy has been so overused that it looks like a popped/busted football
Use: Cher's coochie looks like a busted football at her age. Jennifer Lopez is in the Spalding factory getting her busted football vagina re inflated.
by Pierce Dickman November 26, 2022
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monkey monkey football

Another word for a three-some
The guy ask the 2 girls if they want to play monkey monkey football
by j-me lynn January 14, 2014
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