realty distortion field

A field property financially ignorant, selling property owners emit.

Dr. Crom paid $200,000 on a house where the windows do not even meet the walls in South Park. Realty distortion field detected.

by Word of God Militia Legatus 1TTA1 January 17, 2008

Plow the field

The removal of hair at a females pubic area

Yeah i gotta go plow the field if u know what i mean

by Little yellows March 24, 2012

james kionne fields pittman

The most amazing man in the entire world. He is strong and brave. You can always count on him to be there when you need him. He'll love you for who you are and you can trust him to always be honest with you. He's one of a kind.

Allison: "James Kionne Fields Pittman, you're the best boyfriend ever!"

by Allisonmarie May 17, 2016

Gapping the field

Gapping the field refers to having a very intense and strong last hundred meter dash in a middle distance or long distance race. This term can only be used when someone is clearly picking up pace when coming down the last 200 meter or less during a race.

"Damn Chase and Noah are gapping the field in that 800 meter race."

by Jimmydean1996 May 19, 2016

Salting the Fields

Cumming in someone's hair. Can be done in many places including top of head, chest, leg, and anywhere there is hair.

Ex.

Person A: Dude, last night Lisandra let me Salt her fields
Person B: No way! Salting the Fields is the best!

by Doickls January 27, 2017

grass on the field plays

A phrase meaning that as long as the girl or boy has begun growing pubic hair (grass on the field), then they are an acceptable person to have sex with (plays)- regardless of age.

Dude, your sister is looking hot lately!
Asshole! She's 10!
Hey, grass on the field plays.
You're sick man...

by Captain_G-Force February 28, 2018

Asshole Force Field

The force field developed in order to ward off corn husker, lifted truck driving, hillbilly assohole people. It does not appear from ones own asshole.

That dude required me to turn on my "asshole force field" because of his attitude.

by kdizzledeluxe June 14, 2018