maroon football

The color of an aggie girls butthole after a long game of hide the weiner!

Did you see the color of my sisters butthole last night?!? It wasn’t anything like those shitty UT cheer uniforms, it resembled more of a maroon football!

by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023

Football

An insult that intelligent people use

"You're such a fucking football"

by Youxoli June 30, 2020

Football

The English game created by British people to be called football NOT soccer, Americans get listening

Football was created by England

by GingerBeth February 19, 2024

football food

Anything buffalo

You eat football food at a football game

by shutthefuckupfaggot February 7, 2010

Football

A technological struggle played in almost any conditions as long as you've got a football.

"In football has hitting, clipping, spearing, blocking, piling on, late hitting, unessecary roughness and personal fouls" ~George Carlin

by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

Football

A sport. Also a uk word for American soccer.

My brother Kloe plays football (american soccer).

by thecharacterwannie July 1, 2022

Jamaican Football

Jamaican Football is a stripping version of American football where when one team scores a touchdown the members of the other team must remove one article of clothing. This usually results in an orgy as each team gets closer and closer to becoming fully nude.

Guy #1: "Dude this party is getting so boring, let's go play Jamaican Football!"

Guy #2: "Nah dude, last time it quickly turned into a giant orgy."

by Dionysus Carthage June 11, 2018