He walks really weird. If you see him from far across, you can instantly recognize him from his walk. His personality is dinosaurs and he wears a different pair of socks each day. He also owns a shirt in three different colors. When you see him, run.
"Hey, that's Eric!"
"Wow, how did you recognize him from that far?"
"His penguin walk"
"Ah, yes, that's Eric"
"Wow, how did you recognize him from that far?"
"His penguin walk"
"Ah, yes, that's Eric"
by Heygirlwanttoseemybonersaurus November 23, 2021

You want an Eric in your life. If you get an Eric in your life don’t lose him. One of the hottest boys alive and amazing at basketball :)
by ._.Your~local~bub._. November 28, 2018

by Trralo023 October 28, 2019

by Mhm Yep April 28, 2023

by anonymous July 31, 2024

Makes music that makes me believe that I am white and wealthy, and yet, I am neither one of those things.
Eric Clapton takes me away into a world of glitz, glamour, coke and an overall ambience of debauchery that I deeply crave in my pauperism lifestyle.
by ACunny December 1, 2023

A meticulous accountant.
This guy is running deals like most only dream of.
This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.
He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.
This guy works like he invented the word work.
Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.
This guy is running deals like most only dream of.
This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.
He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.
This guy works like he invented the word work.
Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.
"How do we track this?"
"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"
"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"
"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"
"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"
"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"
"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"
"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"
"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"
"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"
"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"
by Durrick April 6, 2022
