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Triple Sided Dildo

This has not been invented yet
so heres my mark on it
-Thorn Kinsey
by nora archymern April 7, 2023
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dildo date

when one person is as old as another one was at a certain time
your friend who's 786 days older than you: on february 17th, 2021 i was the same exact age as you are now. that is our dildo date.
you: woah.
by Wissy Pissy April 14, 2023
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Dildo

by yourmotherx April 27, 2023
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Dildo

a dildo is a very hot sexy hot sexy toy for the sexy sexy time between a woman or a man , or a gay and a gay just go on google to see what the penis 12 incher looks like

jerry:OH FUCK ME DADDY WITH THAT HOT NEW 16 INCHER DILDO
august:stfu it doesent fit
jerry:OH FUCK ME DADDY WITH THAT HOT NEW 16 INCHER DILDO
august:stfu it doesent fit
by dildo sexy lover 1234569 April 28, 2023
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dildo mountain

A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours
I can’t play Dildo Mountain again as I need to be able to walk.
by Yakthis April 30, 2023
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Dildo

It is a adult toy that men and woman use to put in their vagina and or anus to simulate having sexual intimacy
I just used my dildo and I have a orgasem
by Queff chef November 23, 2023
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nerf dildo

NSFW Something that appears to be impressively effective, yet is completely ineffective.
Upon losing all credibility/power, he is considered now a Nerf Dildo.
by An Impressive Fool December 1, 2023
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