Love is the Drug

T'ain't no big thing
To wait for the bell to ring
T'ain't no big thing
The toll of the bell

Aggravated, spare for days
I troll downtown the red light place
Jump up bubble up, what's in store
Love is the drug and I need to score
Showing out, showing out, hit and run
Boy meets girl where the beat goes on
Stitched up tight, can't shake free
Love is the drug, got a hook on me

Oh-oh, catch that buzz
Love is the drug I'm thinking of
Oh-oh, can't you see
Love is the drug for me

Oh-oh
Oh-oh

Late that night I park my car
Stake my place in the singles bar
Face to face, toe to toe
Heart to heart as we hit the floor
Lumber up, limbo down
The locked embrace, the stumble round
I say go, she say yes
Dim the lights, you can guess the rest

Oh-oh, catch that buzz
Love is the drug I'm thinking of
Oh-oh, can't you see
Love is the drug, got a hook in me
Oh-oh, catch that buzz
Love is the drug I'm thinking of
Oh-oh, can't you see
Love is the drug for me

Oh-oh
Oh-oh
Oh-oh
Oh-oh

Oh-oh
Oh-oh
Oh-oh
Oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh

Love is
Love is
Love is the drug

by Death Menace April 28, 2023

Vaseline a drug?

This is the predecessor of Vaselphobia. This is where you ask the life changing question of Vaseline a drug? After asking this once or multiple times someone shall convince you that, "Yes, it is a drug". This shall go on to give you Vaselphobia.

"Vaseline a drug?" you ask. "Yes, on it right now!"

by Guxity August 1, 2023

Good Girl Drug

An effective drug that is used by calling the patient a "good girl". It is usually requested and administered by transfems or closeted transfems "eggs" on the subreddit r/egg_irl. It is a harmful drug to transmascs.

"I'm feeling dysphoric today, can I get some of the Good Girl Drug?"
"You're a very pretty and good girl, don't take too much or you'll get addicted :3"

by Wakamille June 3, 2024

Middle class drug morality

The morality system that some drug users have that allows them to buy drugs from horrifically violent and ruthless gangs, while at the same time boycotting some legitimate business for a relatively insignificant reason.

The classic example is students in the 1990s who made a great fuss about boycotting Nestle chocolate, yet continued to buy weed from a drug supply chain that literally murders people. There are middle class people who refuse to buy a lasagne if it has packaging that can't be recycled, yet think nothing of snorting cocaine bought from an international cartel that murders innocent families, police officers and politicians.

If the boss of Tesco's killed the boss of Sainsbury's and all his family, then took over Milton Keynes with an armed militia, people might think twice about shopping there. Yet apparently this is fine if it's drug dealers doing it.

He's got middle class drug morality - he won't go in the corner shop because Mr Johnson once shouted at a dog, but he's off his gills on goofballs every Saturday night.

This Chardonnay dates from 2020 when the manufacturers should have been obeying the Covid lockdown instead of making wine. Therefore, I won't touch it. Fancy some crack? // You have middle class drug morality.

by Bartholemew Handycam Pistachio February 20, 2025

African Father of the Seven Drug Lords

The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.

Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.

by wowmandude January 9, 2017

Most likely to become a drug addict

Something realistic you don't see in a high school yearbook, even if it would help people prepare for reality. A few other ones you don't see are most likely to become a transvestite, most likely to commit suicide, most likely to become a gunman or mass murderer, and most likely to take money from classmates (legally or illegally).

He/she was voted Most likely to become a drug addict by his/her peers in high school.

by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021

Ludes-a ballad of the drug and the dream

A true story written in novel style by Ben Stein (of win Ben Sltein's money) published in 1982. In the story "Lenny Brown"is a pseudonymous character representing Steins real life friend. Lenny is a real 'go getter' into real estate and finance deals. His career arc is on a stratospheric rise when he and his wife Linda move to la to pursue his dreams.at first Lenny seems to have it all: beautiful wife. Gorgeous mansion in the "Hollywood Hills"the requisite black bottom pool.and a career that is on fire! Then through a series of financial mishaps Lenny s life falls apart. He becomes addicted to 'ludes. Loses his wife and mansion and follows a downward spiral which ends in a 1room 'walkup' in Venice Beach

Ludes-a ballad of the drug and the dream may be a little dated but it's message about drug addiction remains relevant to this day.

by 4realazitgits April 2, 2021