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skittles cookie

a delicious cookie, made much like a chocolate chip cookie, except you pour in half a pound 'o skittles instead of chocolate chips. Try 'em, they're good.
The skittles cookies tasted delicious, and reminded me of a day spent in the sunshine... man, I miss that sun.
by Neno August 1, 2003
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cookie monster

someone whom enjoy's giving oral sex to the female gender.
Personally i prefer eating pussy (or to be politically
correct licking vagina)damn good she-it). Much like a chicken head giving oral to a male, a cookie monster knows how to give a proper lick-job. It involes using your tongue and gently rubbing the clitoris to help the female achieve orgasm.
How a man skeets in a womans mouth, female when they cum liquid squirts from the clit area this means your doing a good job.
Eating pussy...carpet muncher...lickin' the clit...
If it smells like chicken keep on licking..but if it smells
like trout get the fuck out...Black folks say its only for
White folks, but we know they lick da snatch, chalk full
of nutrients that are good for you, like getting your
balls licked, skeeting on her,(she won't lick unless you
lick, of corse unless she's a trick). I'm a cookie monster
and damn proud...
by ToDDieTiCKLeS September 23, 2005
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Birthday cookie

A single giant cookie. Given at the time of ones birthday instead of a gift and or cake
Happy Birthday, here's a Birthday cookie, its not for sharing.
by Cookie monster 3000v2 February 19, 2011
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cookies and creampie

Verb. To have sexual intercourse with someone and shove an Oreo cookie into the person’s vagina, ejaculating into said vagina, contining sexual intercourse, then eating the mixture of fluids and cookies out of the persons genitals.
Hey son! Did you see what me and your mom did last night? We had cookies and creampie for a midnight snack!
by Sparnandez November 25, 2018
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Cookie Jar

"He dipped his fingers in the cookie jar, Sharquisha."
by Pussy Print August 23, 2017
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puss cookie

A dick that gets soft when dipped in pussy like a cookie does in milk.
I get puss cookie every time I fuck a fat chick.
by G. Fiacco November 4, 2014
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cookie talk

The talk women have to talk about gossip. They sit around coffee or tea and well... you know... cookies. :)

Originated by the TV show Seinfeld
Kramer: Oh who is Jeanette?
Jerry: Goerges girlfriend. Elaine thinks she looks like me but I think it's as you would say "cookie talk".
by Plauze123go December 10, 2013
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