Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

by jblax March 20, 2017

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cook

cook as in ur cooked

ur cooked

by NotThinLiquid August 12, 2024

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This generation is cooked

A term that mostly right leaning people use when they see a person doing stuff that's associated with the opposite sex

Boy: I love girly things!
"Based" TikToker: This generation is cooked frfr (the world still kept spinning)

by ass ault October 20, 2024

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cook his junk

another way to say a hard pass.

girl 1: is this guy cute? girl 2: EW COOK HIS JUNK ASAP.

by james hernandez tower of pisa April 6, 2025

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The totally intentional art of leaving a gnarly fart in your car with the AC on, then bouncing out and letting the summer heat turn that ride into a slow-cooked stink sauna. Basically, you’re turning the car into a marinating chamber of ‘eww’ on purpose, just to mess with your friends. When you come back, it’s like opening the door to a hotbox of pure regret. Enjoy!

Ugh, you gotta stop pressure cooking the car bro—now it smells like a hotbox of regret in here!

by elidaniel17 September 22, 2025

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