mission viejo, california

City in Orange County. Mostly all white, upperclass. Filled with 40 year olds who look 20 thanks to monthly botox injections. Kids' first cars are BMWs that they use to drive to gorgeous beaches everyday after school. Perfect weather, natives feel its the center of the world. Quite "the bubble."

You're from Mission Viejo, California? Hows the weather?
Constantly perfect.

by Mike Rosh October 26, 2006

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California Forest Fire

When you are having sex with a woman, light her pubic hair on fire, then proceed to put out the fire with your ejaculatory fluids.

I gave Bo's mom a california forest fire.

by justin December 09, 2003

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California Crack

When a male pulls out and cums in a line on a woman's belly, and proceeds to snort it off.

I did California Crack off my girlfriend last night.

by Weasel-Rapist September 14, 2011

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california blood bath

when your fucking a girl while shes on her period. Collect any blood in a cup, proceed to throw it in her face and yell "SURFS UP!"

"i just fucked my girl, it was a california blood bath."

by whitetrashcircus April 19, 2009

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California Roller Coaster

When a female or a homosexual male sits on a dildo that's duck taped on top of a washing machine with the washing machine running on high.

I just walked in on my widow mother giving herself a california roller coaster and i vigerously masterbated to the scene of her shaking orgasm and her squirting her vaginal discharge into my load of whites.

by Vaginal Disschargation July 19, 2009

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