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Brian Thompsoned

The phrase “to be Brian Thompsoned” has become cultural shorthand for situations where someone faces extreme consequences, such as targeted violence, due to their role in controversial decisions or systemic failings. This development stems from the late Brian Thompson’s position as the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, an organization often criticized for its role in the U.S. healthcare system.

Key Contexts for the Phrase:
1. Corporate Accountability.
2. Public Outrage.
3. Targeting of Public Figures.
4. Systemic Criticism.

Cultural Implications:

The emergence of such terms often speaks to collective frustrations with institutional failures. By using “Brian Thompsoned,” people may be commenting on how public anger, whether justified or extreme, can manifest against individuals seen as representatives of systemic problems.
A: What! Can you believe that judge ruled against the Onion in the infowars auction?

B: No way! That judge should be Brian Thompsoned.
by Ashcanwin December 11, 2024
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[Boxing Brian]

When you use your cock to slap a whore repeatedly in the face. Then you cum in her eye and throw her on the streets with no clothes.
"Ay dude, you know that whore I was with last night? I gave that bitch a Boxing Brian."
by PimperBrian October 16, 2008
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The Brian Cream of Curry

Whilst enjoying an evening of copious amounts of Indian fare with your female companion, you get into your car and feed your lady laxative(with consent you sickos) and proceed to have obscene amounts of unprotected anal sex. After proceeding to ejaculate no less then 6, but no more then 9 consecutive loads into your lady friends anal cavity, the lady companion proceeds to shit out digested curry, with your gallon of jizz all over your car, lap and personal belongings. At this point you take an old jar of mustard, and a whisk and whip it into a cream like substance, until it’s ready for oral consumption. Upon completion, you message all contacts in your phone that you love them, and send pictures of your dessert. Bon apetit!
My goodness my night took a very exhausting turn once we started the Brian cream of curry.
by Gatorhouse69 April 19, 2024
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Brian

A person that claims hoes before bros
And doesnt love his friends
“Hey brian wanna hang out today”

“Nah bro im gonna hang out with the hoes
by Darapper August 28, 2022
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Brian norris

Brian norris i an absolute fucking G. He smokes weed, knows spongebob and rides pink motor crosseres. On a normal day brian will start by rolling a joint as fat as his son charlie then kiss squidward and then do 60 backflips on a pink motor crosser
by Ypyo August 18, 2019
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Brian Fitzgerald

Usually the most mechanically incline. If they aren’t already bald they probably will be. Their favorite car parts consist of turbos, electrical tape and zip ties. You can always find them at pick-n-pulls if any establishment similar.
by Barry Mahogany February 6, 2020
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Brian

Brian is the skater that can't skate good, most likey mongo pushes and mall grabs. He doesnt like getting his feet wet and he's half "asian " but we all know he aint a noodle, he's just a nigga. Also he doesn't eat meat except for mine.
Woah is that Brian?! I heard his pussy stanky as fuck .
by Dukey,frogney,fagney July 18, 2020
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