toilet bitches

A dirty girl that can easily be shitted on
When one is dressed and everyone else looks a mess

When i was at the club I was shitting on these toilet bitches.

by yuoihjol January 26, 2006

ni hao bitches

funny ass greeting.

*red walks into room*
Red: ni hao bitches

Blue: sup?

Red: nm

by 95161634546584552187331111255 July 12, 2009

bitcheroo

someone who spreads joy and love indiscriminately

While not normally a morning person, today, her bitcherooness was exceptionally kind to her co-workers.

by dos M's March 25, 2008

Bitches and Cream

1) a cool way of swearing while sounding slightly camp.

2) a coffee with baileys.

1) oh Bitches and Cream that hurt!

2) *in a bar* Can i have a bitches and cream please?

by Tyrosine December 11, 2010

Bitchy Wife

A statement of redundancy, typically used to poetically illustrate the absurdly horrible nature of a particular situation.

Sure, I could have registered both cars at the DMV, if I wanted to go for the full bitchy wife.

by Dangerfox April 12, 2012

National you get no bitches day

August 24th is a day where those who have the inability to spit game or riz up can come together and celebrate bad they are at attracting those of the opposite/same sex

John: bro have fun celebrating
Michael: celebrating what?
John: national you get no bitches day unlike you I can't celebrate cause I actually get bitches

by Jimmy winger August 10, 2022

Bitches' Gotta Eat

Denoting a reply as to sum up the serendipity & continuation of every day life. Similar to the uses of 'that's the way the cookie crumbles' & 'that's just the way things are'.

John: I can't believe Ryan exploited his own dignity just to put food on the table.

Pete: Well, Bitches' gotta eat.

by therealmagee December 8, 2014