Bird Hair

When someones logic is so fucking absurd that you cannot comprehend how their thinking works.
Originally a Norwegian word (Fuglehår) translated to English.

Damn, they gave me a list of rules to follow. I can't understand those rules, those are pretty bird hair.

by CrustySock69 July 7, 2018

Surfin' Bird

Peter Griffin's favorite song, also known as "Bird is the word" It has been a popular and running gag in Family guy. also sung by the Trashmen.

Peter:"Have you heard"
Brian: "What:
Stewie: "BRIAN NO-"
"BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD, DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? WELL EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD"
That, is surfin' bird.

by a rando on the internet October 8, 2021

beetle bird

an extremely self centred being that believes it has the largest brain, they seem to flock to each other and hail a divine entity they call "lucy"

"you know luke?"
"ya boi"
"he's such a beetle bird!"

by broadbean December 23, 2017

Bird nose

The bird nose is a rare facial characteristic which affects the uppermost part of the noses's bridge. What occurs is a significant indentation, and when viewed from the side, creates a line of sight which would have been previously unavailable. A true bird nose would have, as well as an indentation, large amounts of nasal cartilage, further improving the resemblance to that of a bird.

“His nose is rather pointy and akin to a bird’s beak, giving him the nickname, ‘Bird Nose.’”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023

Build a bird

Perfect woman. One you would make yourself.

She's a Build a Bird. Bespoke fitty.

by Elton pammy March 6, 2017

squirt the bird

delivering a transmission (squirting), often a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird)

While doing a ham radio satellite demo, we will squirt the bird.

by RAT65 September 17, 2017

he-bird

The anus of a gay male.

FUCK ME IN THE HE-BIRD!!!

You could fit a watermelon up that he-bird.

by PinkPlasticJesus December 19, 2009