Billy the Simp

Absolute simp. Likes short midgets and pink haired gamer girls. Will do anything for the girl he's simping for, and will jump off a cliff just for toe pics. He loves nothing more than licking toes and underage midgets.

"Fuck me, Bill is such a simp, call him Billy the Simp"

by DontMakeMeLickYourNipples August 3, 2020

Billy Breadstick

When you can’t afford meth so you get hooked on bread stick carbs

Yo billy breadstick , pass me a bun will ya

by Zakkmylde November 2, 2023

Billy Todd

Athletico Whams’ best striker to ever live

I really wish we would sign Billy Todd, hes fucking ruthless

by Noj Dude January 14, 2021

billy doll

A n anatomically correct doll with a huge schlong.

Damn I need to find me a Billy Doll!

by Vinylfind October 21, 2015

to boil the billy

1) to put the kettle on
2) to make tea

'Can we drink our tea now?' 'Not yet, I still have to boil the billy'

by Rexy Dren September 12, 2014

billy-dicked

When a male human being sneaks up behind another (male or female) and suddenly stabs his proud penis into his unsuspecting victims...

...."a drive-by dicking"

While I was having sexual intercourse with the babysitter, my wife snuck up behind me with a strap on and billy-dicked me.

by Wufpus August 26, 2018

Sittin’ Billy

Verb: the act of two people sitting together side-by-side in public, usually in a booth setting, instead of customarily sitting across from one another; suggests closeness or intimacy

1. Check out that cute couple sittin’ billy in the corner.
2. Do you want to face each other or are we sittin’ billy?

by DrJaction October 11, 2022