by Adhamh August 4, 2005
Get the donkey ballsmug. 1. The act of ball protection in any sport, ie. held tightly so cannot be knocked loose in football, handled, dribbled and passed so can't be stolen in basketball, held tightly in hand or glove in baseball - or protection of ball in any other applicable sport as originally specified on Fitz and Brooks afternoon sportstalk radio.
2. In non sports modes it's protection against damage due to impacts from feet, knuckles, whips, chains, canes, sticks, stones, elbows, sharp objects or other threatening things when aforementioned balls are hanging unprotected between the legs!
2. In non sports modes it's protection against damage due to impacts from feet, knuckles, whips, chains, canes, sticks, stones, elbows, sharp objects or other threatening things when aforementioned balls are hanging unprotected between the legs!
1. O'Sullivan of the Forty Niners needs to practice and be more expert in ball security.
2. Most MLB ballplayers wear a cup to enhance ball security.
2. Most MLB ballplayers wear a cup to enhance ball security.
by jim christ March 22, 2009
Get the ball securitymug. The condition where ball sweat or taint sweat have caused a scortum to cling to a man's leg(s) or to his taint, necessitating that he peel his balls off like one peels a banana.
"Man, I've really got banana balls today," Dale said, reaching down his pants to peel his nuts free.
by Fuhrball January 21, 2005
Get the Banana Ballsmug. It's when you use really soft toliet paper to wipe your booty and end up with toilet paper balls between your cheecks.
I was going down on this chick and noticed she had booty balls between her butt cheeks!!! EWWWWW!!!!
by tigolbittiesaz322 July 12, 2010
Get the Booty Ballsmug. A monthly physiological process occurring in certain males that involves one of the testicles retracting up into the pubic region. This is the male counterpart to a menstrual cycle and sexual intercourse is not enjoyable during Ball Cycle. Men are usually more sensitive about their Ball Cycle than women are about their period. This is why jokes are so seldom made about Ball Cycle.
Bob: Dude, you should totally get your chick to blow you tonight!
Bill: Nah dude, it's that time of the month. I'm on my Ball Cycle.
Bob: Man, that sucks! I got mine last week.
Bill: Nah dude, it's that time of the month. I'm on my Ball Cycle.
Bob: Man, that sucks! I got mine last week.
by Larry Finster December 22, 2009
Get the Ball Cyclemug. The act of a male's large balls slapping up against a female's butt hole while in the missionary position.
Adam was so deep in Eve during their first sexual encounter that his large balls ended up ball spanking Eve.
by veganrocker3 June 23, 2009
Get the Ball Spankmug. The treasured art of balling up some type of bill with a monetary value
while attending a strip club; then proceeding to throw the balled up money at the stripper's
(that is on the stage at that time) "cooter." If accurately landing the ball of money
within the suggested area winning a lap dance on stage by the stripper that has
participated in the game.
while attending a strip club; then proceeding to throw the balled up money at the stripper's
(that is on the stage at that time) "cooter." If accurately landing the ball of money
within the suggested area winning a lap dance on stage by the stripper that has
participated in the game.
Damn you played a good game of cooter ball, now you get a lap dance with that stripper thats got the herps!
by lil jon April 10, 2005
Get the cooter ballmug.