Whaling the bong

When the bong is just ash and you have to blow it out and it makes the bong look like a whale.

"Did you send the bong m8?" "Hate to say m8 but ended up whaling the bong, too packed"

by Fucknem8 September 22, 2018

(mtb) mind the bong

When a bong is in a precarious position and you notice this, then announce it to the squad.

Bong is in a Precarious Position Comrade noticed this
Comrade: "hey guys, (mtb) mind the bong"
Bdiddy and Moisty: "ok mate"
Comrade: "Sound"
Moisty minds the bong (mtb)

by Moisty97 September 30, 2018

Bong Booty Surgery

the process in which people drill holes into their rectal cavity explicitly for the purpose of making a Bong Booty

"Grab the drill and spread your legs and maybe shower,its time for Bong Booty Surgery"

by Not=A_hIGH_IDEA May 24, 2018

Silly willy bing bong

Wagwan! Silly willy is a person who is a fuck boy and always wants to have sex

Omg he’s such a ‘silly willy bing bong’

by Em wagwan June 22, 2019

Bong

A long strong monkey in a cape that flys up your ass

That is a nice bong

by Your mom’s dad June 24, 2019

Bong Gap

The time between hits as the bong is passed around the circle. The length of the bong gap is generally inversely proportional to how high a collective group is.

They can't be that high, they have a really low bong gap.

by dryandsalty July 21, 2019

Bong Donkey

A word used to describe someone who frequently smokes marijuana (a bong and/or a joint) causing laziness and memory loss. A 'Bong Donkey' can hardly be trusted with any task as they will most often have a massive fuck up.

I can't believe he burned his garlic bread AGAIN!! Almost burnt the house down! What a bloody Bong Donkey

She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!

by FränkAnk July 29, 2019