needs of the army

If you fail your chosen AIT (Advanced Individual Training) in the Army you get put into whatever bullshit job the Army needs people in but nobody wants. I.E. you’re gonna be a cook.

Hey man did you hear about Specialist Johnson failing out of the EOD course? They gave him the ol “needs of the army”

Ah shit man I hope Johnson knows how to cook shitty scrambled eggs.

by RamenPriest83 January 14, 2022

Not the pussy not in the Red Army

a sentence that is used to describe something that's irrelevant to the topic

Everything you say is not the pussy not in the red army, mate!

by Ivan_Ivanovich_Ivanov March 2, 2024

Michael's army

this is the name for the 5 sos fandom, since googlre and fan accounts didn'tgave me the name for the fandom. So i'm creating a new one, your welcome

i'm the michael's army

by is already taken October 4, 2019

Red Army Rock

A Vikinglaw's Red Army member (usually Initiate-Conscript) that is a new player which has not good knowledge of the Military Simulator rules, or just want to mess around.

Yo, that Junior Conscript is a Red Army Rock he keeps Team Killing me!
I know right, we should report that Red Army Rock to a HR.

by minecraft epic gamer October 30, 2020

One Man Army

Frank Horrigan

"Define One Man Army," to which he replied, "Frank Horrigan

by The Fallout Nerd May 23, 2024

The Swiss Army Knife

When your are a little too coke’d up to keep your erecton so you quickly switch to a finger

I was banging Kim and had to use the Swiss Army knife.

by Technosmash October 6, 2017

Army

Where bts get their money when rent is due

Jimin: tmr rent is due
Hobi: post a selca for army and you’ll be just fine

Jungkook: hyung i just brought a mansion and im out of money
Jin:just go live and accidentally drink kombucha

by Tinkie..winkie November 22, 2021