angry ass

The burning sensation and sometimes itchiness after a big shit where diarrhea was present, whether you wipe enough or not.

damn dude, i jus had the runs, now i got angry ass

by Brian D. H. June 23, 2006

angry laura

while preforming the dirty sanchez punch your partner in the face and yell an obscenity.

juicy, the other night i was doing this chick when i gave her the angry laura i yelled "THE GODDAMNED DOG PISSED ON THE FLOOR AGAIN"

by Han jelika March 26, 2008

angry adam

When the man is masterbating himself and the woman chokes his neck until he is red in the face. After that the woman or man (I don't care about your preference) releases his or her grip right before ejaculation. This gives the man an angry look on his face and a great explosion of love juice.

She gave me the best "angry adam" last night.

by fishsticks 15 January 29, 2008

The Angry Stork

A sex move wherein an unscrupulous man conveniently positions his pregnant partner and himself at the end of the bed, directly over a bed post of modest height. While making love to her from behind the man suddenly fucks her so hard and violently that she loses her balance, striking the post as many times as it takes until the man is convinced that nothing could have survived.

"I told that bitch that it wasn't mine, so last night the angry stork had to make a delivery."

by Workin' Merkin June 6, 2009

Angry Drug Dealer

When a man mixes powdered herion and coccaine, and rubs it on his penis. He then humps a girl until the drugs have made their way into her bloodstream, in which he leans over on his knees above her, and keeps his penis erect facing downwards. The girl has spasms, in which she is fucked again.

The other night Chris got his first taste of the Angry Drug Dealer, but Jenny died.

by AngryBubs January 15, 2009

Angry Shark

a girl sits over in the corner (naked of course) with her knees above her head and her back on the floor (make sure she crying of fear it makes it better)then you get a running start and flap your hands on the side of your head behind your ears like gills(causing you to look like a shark) then growl and when you get close enough hop in the air and land pounding your dick painfully hard into the woman's vagina (BIG AL)

Big Al had that bitch set up perfect for an angry shark.

Sindy all fucked up she just got angry sharked.

by cant stop the heattt December 9, 2008

The Angry Dragon

when you bitch is giving you head, slam the back of her head into you so her eyes get red, (the angry part), then shoot your load up her nose, so the cum runs down her nose and it looks the the mustache of a dragon.

I tricked my bitch into giving me the angry dragon last night. Fuck, it was AWSOME!

by Athene The 1337 King April 23, 2008