Half-Bathtize

When a person, guy or girl, goes to the bathroom to take a shit right after a guy has just pissed, leaving the toilet seat up, and the second person forgets to put the seat down and their ass hits the water.

Kasey - Dammit, Blake! You forgot to put the toilet seat back down! Now my ass is all wet!
Blake - Oh, I also forgot to flush....

Blake was then murdered for Half-Bathtize ing Kasey.

by squintyekalb August 26, 2013

Half Gina

1. a person not worthy of the full pussy status,
2.more degrading than calling a person a pussy

David was whining about his manicure and all of his friends called him a half gina.

Hand gesture: hold your left hand at a 45 degree angle while making a L with your index and thumb (all fingers extended.)

by Brandon Fleming April 15, 2008

Half Missus

A lady who you do everything with you would a girlfriend, but she's not your girlfriend.

Last week me and my half missus went to the movies.

by Kiwi 1r June 18, 2021

half sandwich

1 piece of bread with turkey meat, a sliver of cheddar cheese, 1 pickles and a dabble of mustard folded over

I could really use only a half sandwich

by Halfsandwichlover May 19, 2017

Half-dod

3 and a half grammes.. Also known as an eighth, a half-score, a halfdig, a tenner bit as well as other slang terms.. Usually refers to cannabis..

"My m8 just got in touch and asked for a half-dod"

A half-dod is exactly half of a fulldod (see dictionary)

by Andrew Rick Francis January 16, 2014

Dick-and-a-half

A very long time or long distance.

Where did we park the car? Ah fuck, it's a dick-and-a-half away!!

by Tarwen March 21, 2019

half-snatched

the snatching of a wig, but without enough snatchedness to take the whole thing right off. half-snatched wigs are usually caused by performances or events that one would describe as "pretty ok" or "sorta good," but lacked the extra bit of skinniness that snatches the entire fastened wig off the wig-wearer's head

skinny #1: yeah, i saw katy perry perform live once.
skinny #2: wow, how was it?
skinny #1: wig was only half-snatched and bitch had me pay $70 a ticket, no wonder her career is as dead as the real avril lavigne.
skinny #2: oh. rip.

by the_real_ninki_minjaj October 12, 2018