Biden’s America

Used to describe a minor inconvenience.

“My phone can’t take any more pictures because the ‘storage is full.’ Literally Biden’s America.”

by pantaloon.exe September 16, 2022

Dirty All-American

A sexual act that can only happen within ten minutes of a bald eagle sighting. First, you grab one Kraft Singles cheese slice, slap it on your all-American meat, and put it in between her all-American buns. The guy must hold a beat box on his shoulder, blasting the Grammy award-winning classic “Born in the USA” by Bruce Springsteen, and hold an AR with the other hand. Bonus points if both parties are wearing Old Navy American flag tank tops.

To celebrate America's birthday, we went bald eagle watching and we ended up doing the Dirty All-American.

by Big Country 6969 February 26, 2023

National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America

The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression

Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market

by Sarah Smiles January 31, 2019

Good American

A good American is "an American who knows what is good for him". Or in other words, a USA citizen who knows that he is stupid, his government is smart, and his government knows what is good for him.
A good American pays all the taxes.
A good American doesn't care that secret millitary experiments are being held a mile from his house.
A good American supports the war (no matter where it is being held).
A good American buys American cars.

Danny: Hey Johnny, you wanna join our demonstration against the war in Iraq?
Johnny: No, I am a good American.

by Urban_Fellow June 21, 2006

American Idol

An American "reality" show in which generally untalented nobodies compete in a large scale karaoke contest where they are urged to express themselves as individuals, yet are not accepted or praised until they look, act, think, and sing exactly as a generic Top 40 Pop singer, where the grand prize is a record deal with Simon Cowell's record label; ultimately creating a retail failure, as the "artist" is doing little else but singing songs other people wrote for them as they write no words nor play any instruments of their own, all of which is eventually blamed on Mp3 pirating for poor CD sales.

"American Idol is complete garbage."

"All of these people on American Idol are just singing karaoke."

"Who's going to be the next American Idol? Who cares. They're not musicians either way."

by NYC January 20, 2006

Colorless American

A person that lacks or has little pigment in their skin (Also known as 'white') and they are a United States national.

Why do colorless americans feel threatened by colorful americans? I don't know my dear boy.. My best guess is either color envy,, or penis envy. :)

by We Know April 22, 2007

Fat American Cow

A typical obese American woman. Although obesity and American woman are almost interchangeable. Abbreviated FAC. Can be found eating, walking to and back from her car, watching Oprah, with other fat american cows and at Wal-mart. Can not be found: On running paths, gyms, swimming pools, the beach or at Whole Foods.

Man, I wish I lived in France were all the women are thin, this country has nothing but fat american cows now.

by GreenTea2 April 26, 2011