Age Dreaming

A form of age regression wherein one’s behaviors regress to those of a child’s while their present mindset remains non-regressed

Often abbreviated to Agedre

Person 1: Why are you wearing a onesie and watching cartoons?
Person 2: I'm age dreaming! It helps me de-stress.

by thisvexesme July 11, 2025

cooper likes over-aged women

cooper is a 15 year old boy who likes over aged women because anytime he sees a woman of age 50+ he gets super hard and his massive wings allow him to fly over and rizz up the moderately grandma lookin ah woman

Cooper: oh my, I'm so hard for granny over there.
Kacy: NOOOO COOPER YOU HAVE TO RESIST, SHE HAS NO ASS, IT'S ALL WRINKLY
Cooper: I can't I'm flying over to her right now.
Granny: well hello there young man, you should CUM back to my place.
Kacy:''calls Lelan'' Bro I think cooper likes over-aged women way too much

by CraZYDuck25 February 3, 2025

christmas aging

To look so amazing in the jeans your wife got you that she wants to take advantage of you and your cute bubble but.

Wow he must be christmas aging, cause they left a while ago and havent been back to the party yet.

by Holelottanope September 23, 2018

Age Traveller

Kyle M.

Age Traveller is defined as an unsolved mystery. Really there is no explanation on how you go from 1 age to another in 1 week and then you demote yourself to the age under again.

Unsolved Mystery.

by TheUnknownDictionaryMan January 18, 2021

AG

“All Good”

Girl Said she was gonna be over at 8… she tells you shes running late but you are mad chill and relaxed so you text her AG aka All Good

by NJLandle August 26, 2022

Age

No, it's not his age! It's not her age! Missy (The bitch that MJ tried to set me up with, got a boyfriend, and then came and fucked the retard anyways) was MY age! I dodged that one didn't I? Saw that one coming a mile away!

Hym "You know and I know that it has nothing to do with age. HE IS A RETARD IN THE GROUP HOME YOU WORK AT AND IF YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE WITHOUT GETTING FIRED YOU SHOULDN'T BE FUCKING HIM WITHOUT GETTING FIRED! SEX-BASED DISCRIMINATION IN THE WORKPLACE. That's what it is! But because you can't be expected to turn down fat cocks for any reason (up to and including retards and children) shit like this happens."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

Age

Just a number.

Age is just a number just like no is just a word

by MFTP, Virginia April 3, 2021