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Pick Hole

Where men pierce their penis to allow them to pee and ejaculate.
Hey man I gotta go to the bathroom so I can do my pick hole.
by Blowfisch March 26, 2021
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cherry picking gloves

Worn over extended periods to make cherry picking easier.
That pricks wearing his cherry picking gloves again!
by Braveheart 16.5% February 10, 2017
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Mason pick

OMG! I bet this guys a mason pick. IM FUCKING DONE
by JohnnyDee11 July 16, 2020
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YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B
Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 4, 2023
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pick me

Samantha: how do you know piano? Didn’t you grow up like super poor?
Ginny: actually my dad taught me. Also, shut up.
she is such a pick me tho
by AGH ALL NAMES ARE TAKEN May 21, 2023
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pick pic

A picture of a pickle. An innocent satire on the degenerate "dick pic".
"They're selling huge pickles on a stick here at the fair."
"How big? Send a pick pic."
by Vinegar Villain December 23, 2024
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fudge picking

To pick feces out of another's anus.
I went fudge picking in this girl last night and there was already some sperm in there too... fml...
by scizoroark October 26, 2014
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