by OriginalName the Pyro Main June 9, 2023

A person usually a dope fiend from the San Fernando valley California that knowingly hands less money to a drug dealer than the amount specified for a sack usually heroin or fentanyl.
Be careful serving them fiends make sure you count that money cause they’ll try to pull a Joey on you
by Chris vtech October 30, 2023

A middle-aged ex-frat boy who never grows up, sounds like he has a <100 IQ, and is desperately clinging to his "good ol days." Could not WAIT for his kids to get to college so he could be heavily involved in their Greek life. Still thinks he has clout, is way funnier than he is, and can still pressure women into doing what he wants. Drinks beers with his meathead buddies (who look just like him) every weekend, completely oblivious to the fact that they are, in fact, middle-aged and not 21 anymore. The odds of him doing this on a boat are higher than most. Dude works out so he can attract his daughter's 20-year-old sorority sisters.
Facebook Joey is telling us how HE can help out with Greek registration.
In reality, we can click a link ourselves.
In reality, we can click a link ourselves.
by RealityChick August 18, 2024

A girl who can make you smile no matter what. She would make an amazing girlfriend. She's perfect and beautiful.
Person A: "why do you seem so star struck?"
Person B: "so.. what?"
Person A: "oh no.. you must have met Joey"
Person B: "so.. what?"
Person A: "oh no.. you must have met Joey"
by 에디 November 23, 2021

Joey ~ Alpha Male
by Fhikjvdwjnbv October 12, 2021

If you're name is Joey, chances are you are an amazing guitar player and get all the bitches. You are really cool and sexy mf pimp. Also you are a baby kangaroo.
by Don Jose Bud September 14, 2022
