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German Tandem

It's nothing nasty, I just want to learn German.
- Hi Tinder-person, would you like to do a German tandem with me?
- Ja, I would like that
by TinderDerbyChris May 12, 2020
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Germanic languages

Pronunciation: /dʒərˈmænɪk ˈlæŋɡwɪdʒɪz/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Germanic Languages (phrase, proper noun) - A collection of Indo-European languages that are deemed undesirable due to their perceived profane and blasphemous nature. These are regarded as languages associated with demonic or malign influences. The terms are to be viewed with suspicion and avoided whenever possible.

Significance:
• It identifies “Germanic Languages” as a distinct linguistic group.
• It presents these languages as inherently negative and undesirable.
• It attributes a demonic or malign quality to them.
• It denotes them as blasphemous and profane.
• It advocates for their avoidance in the context of the American English language.
Examples:
• “The Germanic Languages represent a corrupted form of expression.”
• “It is advised that you avoid the use of Germanic Languages due to their malign nature.”
• “Those who speak Germanic Languages are to be viewed with suspicion.”
• “The Germanic Languages possess a blasphemous and profane quality that is to be avoided.”
• “The sounds of Germanic Languages are often viewed as disturbing.”
• "Unfortunately, I abhor the Germanic languages because they are vulgar and derogatory."
by Dmitrio January 10, 2025
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The word that unlocks the level power of sigma, aura, and rizz. Probably the most skibidi word and THOSE WHO KNOW out there. Used by 8 year olds to get 1000+ aura.
Hey look! I just WINTER ARC + MANGO + BALKAN RAGE + GERMAN STARE'd up!
by pseudonym1112 December 11, 2024
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German woodchipper

Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"
by Worstgirlfailever March 24, 2024
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The German Tissue Box

The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box
Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?

Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.

Person 1: right on!
by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018
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german tree frog

German Tree Frog - When someone, without invitation or warning, jumps on your back, thinking it’s all fun and games, pretending to be your friend, meanwhile disposing feces on your back (Typically solid; see also dropping a South Dakota Speckled Beef Log).
Party cancelled due to sanitary concerns. Some stupid kid pulled a German tree frog on his little sister in the ball pit.
by PuyallupPancho May 16, 2021
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