Turtle Farm

To crap in a sink and fill it with water

Someone started a Turtle Farm in the sink at McDonalds

by JoeyAboney March 25, 2021

Haha Malachai Go Farm

Someone who has had a play on there name from Barnett To Farmett

Malachai your so stupid, Haha Malachai Go Farm

by Senior Bread Man October 23, 2020

farm harder

The act of sneaking into a local farm yard and inserting your penis into one of the animals. Preferably a pig or horse. Once you are about to ejactualte one must shout “farm harder”

What did you get up to last night mate?

Snuck into the local farmers field for a game of farm harder. What a great looking horse.

by Lordofbants June 15, 2018

Farm-crack

Farm-crack, like bath-tub-crank, but 2025 edition.

And all through the town the people scavenged for what they needed for ;once again:; another batch of the best there is, farm-crack.

by Bings Biblical Books for Boops February 03, 2025

Tour the Farm

Farting continuously as you walk.

Gross! Did you just tour the farm?

by GMamaGristle April 05, 2024

Star Farm

A television show that has a history of guest starring future A-list celebrities.

Mickey Mouse Club was a Star Farm for Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, and Ryan Gosling

by Alchemist8918 January 04, 2018

Farm aid

The unholy concoction of food you cook when you come home very drunk at 3 AM. Using almost everything in the kitchen.

Q: “Dude, what the hell did you make last night? It’s smells like burnt ketchup and mushroom soup”
A: “ Farm Aid”

by Isamu Noguchi September 16, 2021