hobo dildo

When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.

Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.

by Flatulent Reggie August 14, 2013

Flimsy Dildo Case

1.What you call a person that has a rectum or vagina that has been loosened by frequent dildoing or through sexual intercourse.
2. A flimsy dildo case is someone who can use there colon or vagina cavity as a dildo case.

1. Hey look at that homosexual guy over there, he is a flimsy dildo case.

2. That prostitute is a flimsy dildo case.

by The Dildo Case March 29, 2011

Gettin' dildoed

When someone who is bald passes by and you or a friend sticks a dildo on his head. The bald person then just got dildoed

My bald teacher is gettin' dildoed

by 6EIoT May 22, 2023

Dildo face cock sucker

A dildo face cock sucker is someone who has a penis shaped face and sucks cock.

Person 1: ur ugly
Person 2: well ur a dildo face cock sucker

by The person who defines names June 6, 2023

Dildo

A colorful object like a hard gummy worm that vibrates

Mommy can I use your dildo gummy worm it feels nice on my leg

by FinForFlin June 7, 2023

Master Dildo

An exact replica of Link's "Master Sword" for Zelda to use.

Zelda used her Master Dildo when Link was on an adventure.

by KidIcarus1234 June 14, 2023

Dildo

A object that you put in your holes

anythings a dildo if your brave enough

by tickledmeelmo March 4, 2023