Cancer

BMGT 289B. What business majors do full time. Discussing power point and reading mind numbing articles on company board meetings.

Person A: God, I have business class every Wednesday for two fucking hours!

Person B: That is such cancer

by Baba Yaga 23 February 23, 2022

Cancer

Jake Paul.

Jake Paul is an actual cancer cell

by dickface.com August 19, 2017

phantom cancer

Mirre phantom

PHANTOM CANCER.

by Poseidonkukar December 12, 2016

cotton cancer

Asbestos

That's an old ass building. Watch out for the cotton cancer.

by Momo72097 April 23, 2024

Stage 4 penis cancer

when u clapped as shit, and you're on your last straw might as well just get stage 4 penis cancer, it defines itself really

Retardecai : DUDE MY BARBER FUCKED UP MY HAIR YESTERDAY CUS OF MY PARENTS WISHES, I LOOK LIKE LLOYD CHRISTMAS FROM DUMB AND DUMBER

Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill

Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer

by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025

Cancer

A disease which is caused by stupid things, but somehow magically became trending (mostly from 12 years old kids on the internet).

Boy: Hey mate check out my fidget spinner!
Me: Stay away from me, there's too much cancer in it!

by Daufq da Gamer March 23, 2018

Cancer

You get cancer when you play bad games.

Yesterday I played CS:GO and a Russian kid was screaming in his mic. That gave me cancer

by JolleJoh September 7, 2017