War of 1812

A war that Americans are taught in school that they won. Basically, it was a pathetic attempt to Annex Canada from the British, and ultimately got their capital burned to the ground.

American: We won the war of 1812!
Smart Person: Can you smell something burning? Oh, yeah, its the white house.

by A Brit May 17, 2004

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war of 1812

a war which all though technically between America and Britain since Canada was part of Britain at the time, did involve Canada since it was largely Canadians fighting and the American objective was to annex Canada. All though some people think the British won because they burnt down the white house, and some people think the Americans won because the British surrendered at New Orleans, and yet other people think it was a draw, in reality the British won by virtue of succeeding in their objective, the prevention of America taking control of the Canadian colonies.

The Americans wanted to take over Canada, but they didnt
The British wanted to prevent the takeover of Canada, they succeeded
who failed? who didnt?

by Jimbo Maloi July 21, 2004

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Queafing Wars

The act of various females going into a room and blowing air through her vagina to see who makes the loudest noise.

Girl, Queafing wars at my house tonight:)

by Paper2546 October 26, 2011

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war driving

The sport of the uber leet. You scan for wi-fi networks on your laptop whilst driving around, sitting in mall parking lots, outside the hot chick you have your eye on's house, etc.

Some popular programs war drivers use are:
Netstumbler: http://www.netstumbler.org
Wardrive ToolBox: http://www.xenon-inc.com
Ethereal: http://www.ethereal.com
Aircrack: http://freshmeat.net/projects/aircrack

Just remember, it may be illegal to use a wireless access point without permission from the owner.

You should see these nudies I collected from last night's war driving.

by AppleBag October 11, 2005

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