pull that out of my ass

Verb. To make up a completely untruthful story. To invent a story. To tell an untruthful story. To construct a story out of lies. To lie.

"Mark is such a liar, he told me a story how has to take care of his sick grandma last weekend, he totally pull that out of his ass!"
"I've told my girlfriend that I'm from France and I'm here on a student visa, I totally pull that out of my ass, I haven't even been to France."

by a66spam July 25, 2015

forty yard fake out

A woman that looks good at an average distance of forty yards, but upon closer inspection wouldnt get fucked by any self-respecting man. See also It.

"Holy shit! I thought she was hot, but it's a forty yard fake out."

by SlickWilly January 17, 2004

Blow it out your ass

basically means fuck you. one of the few examples where a shorter meaning is replaced with a larger phrase.

If you mad I'm on top, then wish me gone
If you mad I'm on the road, then wish me home
And if you mad that I'm right, punk wish me wrong
But after your three wishes...- BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!

by AkumaGouki May 12, 2004

out of your pay grade

out of your league, your level of authority or your ability.

To tell someone that they are out of their pay grade is to say that they are flunkies who are in over their head.

1) "Well, detective, there are matters at stake here that are a little bit above your pay grade. No offense."

2) "You're asking questions way out of your pay grade."

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2008

get the fuck out of here

In gangster slang it means "I don't believe you"

-"I heard that Luigi got killed in a shootout"
-"Get the fuck out of here! Luigi is the best gunslinger around"

by Doc Mitchell January 13, 2011

Sort yer life out

There comes a time in everyones life where you have to go upstairs, wash your face and sort your life out. This often needs to be done after much has been fucked up or you are going through a bad patch..

'my girlfriend dumped me, ive lost my job, im broke, what the fuck am i gonna do'

'well first you need to stop being a pansy! Go upstairs, have a wash and sort yer life out'

by Gay Bear August 16, 2007

Get your balls out

The phrase "to get your balls out" means to pluck up the courage to do something. This can be anything, from riding a ferris wheel, to jumping off a tall building.
It is based on the theory every one has the courage or "balls" to do something, it is just a case of "getting them out"

1) guy: You reckon i should go sky diving
other guy: Yeah, Get your balls out and do it!

2) guy: God, that girl is fit, reckon i should get my balls out and ask her on a date?

by needs4crying January 13, 2009