Smothered by a gay ape

When your opponent is clearly out-matched, yet somehow they go full retard and pull off the upset

The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid

by Gossip Gary November 14, 2024

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Gay Brush

When two heterosexual men unintentionally make physical contact (e.g., their arms or hands brushing against one another) while walking or navigating a shared space, often leading to a brief moment of self-consciousness or humor.

As they squeezed past each other in the crowded hallway, Mark and Jason exchanged an awkward laugh after experiencing a classic gay brush moment.

by gaybrush November 21, 2024

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mean gay priests

Clerics who would sell their own mothers to be monsignors or bishops. They exploit their position of authority for personal gain, manipulate others to consolidate their power, and engage in harmful or unethical sexual behavior with other men (usually other gay priests). They are a sect of the mean gays that usually thrived in seminary and were deemed golden boys in their respective dioceses and among formators.

Mark: why are those guys such assholes?
Joe: you stupid idiot those are the mean gay priests. They will stop at nothing to either fuck you or fuck you over.

by Pepejulian November 21, 2024

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Gay Macrophilia Syndrome

Gay Macrophilia Syndrome is a made-up mental disorder that mainly affects macrophiles. Individuals with this disorder will often be sexually aroused by the thought of giant gay femboys, or have fantasies about them. Gay Macrophilia Syndrome is self diagnosed and usually cannot be cured for a long period of time.

Jimmy: "bro I think I have gay macrophilia syndrome"
Carl: "what the fuck is that"

by sample goober2 November 22, 2024

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